We assume that Goons Quad is the band we hear practicing in the warehouse down by the canal every Thursday evening. They are, ummm, improving. Somebody in the band must know enough English to make jokes. Or maybe not.

The warehouse is owned by "the junk man." That's what we call him because his yard on the other side of the canal is full of junk and because he sells used appliances and furniture. He's at the same number Left Bank of the Canal as our house number on our street, and people are forever showing up at our door saying things like, "We're here to pick up the washing machine," or "Are you the guy with the table?" We have to point them to the correct street.

So we were relieved to see the second sign for the Goons Quad concert. Otherwise, people might have been showing up at our door at 2 AM wanting to see a concert.

Unless they don't connect the Goons Quad with the Goonsquad.